Welcome to the world of Movie Making.

It is my single most sought after privilege to present to you the most astounding TRUE STORY OF MY LIFE

that you will NEVER-EVER

EVEN BELIEVE.

I have decided to go to the internet with this story instead of trying to make money on this one, but, however, before I die,  I will see the rights to this tale to my publishers or motion picture companies before my death.  IF TriStar/MGM Doesn't Contact Me Soon, Then I'll Produce This One Myself, But I Think This One Is a Really Big Winner.

I'm not saying this never has happened before, but I will say this.  There has never in my wildest dreams, A True-To-Life Story Been a Certain Situation Even In My Life More REAL-TO-LIFE as This ONE........And The Story Soon Begins.....?